Very Cruel April Fools Day Pranks

These are actually very mean and cruel "jokes" that have been played on people.

Online Museum of Hoaxes lists the Top 10 April Fool's Day "jokes" to celebrate April Fools Day. But it's worth remembering that sometimes the holiday inspires attempts at humor that don't turn out so well. Some attempts are, in fact, truly awful. [Link]

Ten of the Best April Fool's Day Hoaxes

NEW YORK (AFP) - From television revealing that spaghetti grows on trees to advertisements for the left-handed burger, the tradition of April Fool's Day stories in the media has a weird and wonderful history.

Here are 10 of the top April Fool's Day pranks ever pulled off, as judged by the San Diego-based Museum of Hoaxes for their notoriety, absurdity, and number of people duped. [Read Them Here...]

Toad the Size of a Small Dog Captured

DARWIN, Australia (March 27) - A "monster" cane toad the size of a small dog has been captured by an environmental group dedicated to wiping out the toxic amphibian, which has killed countless animals since being introduced to Australia in the 1930s. [Read More, See Pic...]

Uh, is This a Child's Toy or an Adult Toy?

GIANT Spider!

This is a REAL spider found in the desert in the Middle East. I wouldn't want to find this in MY bathroom!

Shamrocks Banned in Boston?

C'mon, some Americans are set to ban the Shamrock in Boston following complaints from minority groups? They have bizarrely compared Ireland's three-leafed emblem to the Nazi swastika. Now the shamrock will become a thing of the past as the emblems are torn down from playgrounds, doors and windows in housing developments all over the city. The decision has been made by Boston Housing Association following complaints from blacks and Hispanics. [More]

Study: Women Concentrate on Faces, Men Concentrate on Crotches (Pic)

This is why your eyes will inevitably gravitate towards George Brett's uh, pants.



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Drunken Squirrel

I found this funny video of a drunk squirrel. Watch

Channel 4's Gay-o-Meter

Are you a full-blown GEEK or not? That is so gay! Take this test and see!

Watch This... if you dare!

Adjust your volume and WATCH THIS

Most Outrageous Lawsuits

How about the surfer dude who sued the other surfer dude for stealing his wave? Or the inmate who sued for flatulence, or the weatherman sued for giving an inaccurate report? See these crazy, outrageous lawsuits! Stop or I'll Sue!

Dog With College Degree Called to Court

An attorney challenging the authority of the city's police chief wants the department's police dog to appear in court as an exhibit, because he says the dog and the chief have criminal justice degrees from the same online school. (More...)

Secret Menu Items at Fast Food Restaurants

From Arby's to Wendy's, the guide to all those once-secret items (like Subway's Pizza Sub or the White Gummi Bear at Jamba Juice) not listed on the back-lit menu boards of your favorite fast-foot restaurants.



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Police With a Sense of Humor D'oh!

POLICE have set their car on-board computers to shout “D’oh!” like Homer Simpson when they spot uninsured drivers.

The automatic number plate readers also say “Here’s Johnny” — Jack Nicholson’s saying from film The Shining — when they find a stolen car.

And if a car is linked to crime, it plays Dan Aykroyd saying: “People like this are a menace to decent society.”

Thames Valley cops say it helps their reactions.

Best of Craigslist: Why Geeks and Nerds Make The Best Boyfriends

Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.



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Weird Pictures

Here are some really strange and interesting urban legend pictures. Some are real and some are fake. I got about half of them right. Can you tell which ones are real? Click here to see the pictures and take the quiz!

I gave a homeless kid a camera

A NEW Urban Legend, Fake or Real?
"A few years ago, I gave a camera and some film to a homeless kid I had befriended. After giving him a brief lesson in the use of a manual camera, I asked him to shoot all the film, then mail it back to me.

Here are the more interesting ones:" (See the pictures)

Clearest Water in the World

This water is so clean and clear, a boat on the water appears to be suspended in mid air. Check out this picture!

Super Bowl Sunday Urban Legends

Today is the big day. Colts v. Bears. Here are some popular myths of Super Bowl Sunday:

1. Every year on Super Bowl Sunday the water systems of major cities are in danger of collapsing because of so many simultaneous toilet flushings at half-time. False.

2. More women are physically abused by spouses and boyfriends on Super Bowl Sunday than any other day of the year. Maybe.

3. Two-thirds of all the avocados sold yearly in the United States are purchased during the three weeks prior to the Super Bowl for making guacamole dip. Partially True but Exaggerated.

4. There are more pizza deliveries made during Super Bowl Sunday than on any other day of the year. True.

5. Disneyland becomes pratically a ghost town on the day of the Super Bowl because so many Americans are at home watching football. False.

6. The stock market predictably fluctuates up or down the Monday after the Super Bowl depending on which league wins. True.

Sleep-Walking Woman Had Sex With Strangers

Sleep medicine experts have successfully treated a rare case of a woman having sex with strangers while sleepwalking.

The behaviour had disrupted the lives of the woman and her partner. At night while asleep, the middle-aged sleepwalker - who lives in Australia and cannot be identified for reasons of confidentiality - left her house and had sexual intercourse with strangers. The behaviour continued for several months and the woman had no memory of her nocturnal activities.

Circumstantial evidence, such as condoms found scattered around the house, alerted the couple to the problem. On one occasion, her partner awoke to find her missing, went searching for her and found her engaged in the sex act. (More...)